Bizarre Penis Enlargement Techniques That Simply Don't Work By Amos Amsterdam

In this article we are going to shed a little bit of light on some strange and bizarre penis enlargement techniques that simply don't work! One of the (many) AMUSING byproducts of writing extensively about men's health issues on a daily basis, is some of the outright OUTLANDISH ideas being propagated online for penis enlargement possibilities. Yes, if you are familiar with my writing, you KNOW that I only endorse all natural male enhancement exercises and techniques. But that doesn't mean I don't get some PRETTY strange offers presented to me regularly, some of which are out and out funny!

Of course there is a serious side to this as well - if you DO want to enlarge your anatomy and fall victim to one of these scams, you are going to be OUT quite a few bucks and not happy to boot. So continue with me as we take a look at two that are simply head scratchers ( no pun intended..:-) as to how and why they even made it to the market in the first place. Read on..:-)

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Penis Prayer. Yes...you heard RIGHT! A guy was selling a prayer book for penis growth, and actually emailed me to see if we would feature it on our site. (he was willing to pay for advertising, too!) When I requested a little bit of clarification...he gave me a fair amount of detail about the types of prayers he was offering would be GUARANTEED to be answered by the male anatomy gods. I am NOT kidding...and I actually started to worry he might have a little voodoo doll with pins and the whole nine yards, because when we told him "NO way" on the ad spot, he got very upset! (hopefully the male anatomy gods did not - because I worked hard to get MY gains the all natural way..:-)

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A Penis pad. Yes, this is a pad that you "wear" throughout the day that is - ELECTRONICALLY controlled by a little hand held remote control device. The idea is throughout the day you stimulate your penis with low doses of electricity that stimulates longer, fuller erections at the end of the day. Now - to be honest, this guy was smarter than me, but a bit of a kook...and I DON'T see how this could really work. (plus an electrical engineer told me it was nonsense) I might have tried it for a few days, just for fun...but I worried that someone might find the remote at work, and play a VERY nasty trick on me while I was at my desk.

But seriously - while these are pretty funny examples, there are LOTS of good techniques out there. You just need to separate the nonsense from the natural, holistic strategies.

As with everything else in the Men's health domain, knowledge is POWER, and information And remember, with our modern day understanding of anatomy, and the variety of holistic, alternative, natural approaches to OPTIMIZING our bodies in all sorts of ways...it is now common practice for men everywhere, who know how - to systematically improve, build and increase our penis size and do it quickly.

The need for creams, hanging weights and other esoteric methods are not only strange and potentially dangerous - they are also finally completely obsolete and unnecessary.

So while they may be laughing at you behind your back...trust me, they won't be for long! Take a little bit of time and learn how your anatomy works, and how simple exercises and optimizations you can make, everyday can yield a RADICAL shift in your penis size without the worry. I did...and it was the best decision I ever made!

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